Los Angeles, California
Stand Up Comedian
University of Washington 05′
SKILLS
ninja: 10
strength: 6
speed: 6
magic: 10
special skill: Driving a 94′ Suzuki Sidekick with his bare foot hanging out the window
Favorite Quote:
“Kiddin meh?” – anonymous
Ralston’s speed seems a bit too high.. I mean, Have you SEEN this guy run or even jog EVER? Even though He may not be quick, i know for a fact he’s pretty strong. If ya need someone to help you pick up a gallon of milk… He’s the guy for the job!
I’m actually pretty fast.
Yeah rolling down a hill in my sweatshirt.
hilarious about the farting in the car.